Rejected Marketing Slogans for National Poetry Month

BY EMILY LLOYD

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Nobody Doesn’t Like “Annabel Lee”

What Can Browning Do for You?

Get the Door: It’s “Endymion”!

With a Name Like Hicok, It’s Got to Be Good

Live in Your World. Play in Marianne Moore’s.

Bring Out “The Hollow Men” and Bring Out the Best

I’m Lovin’ It

~ from McSweeney’s